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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.Jack Benny
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I don't deserve this award but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.Jack Benny
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I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with Prudential. All I can say is: When I go they go!Jack Benny
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My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce murder yes but divorce never.Jack Benny
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I don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.Jack Benny
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I really don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.Jack Benny
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Gags die, humor doesn't.Jack Benny
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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.Jack Benny
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If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.Jack Benny